School has been declared!
After a tragic occurance in the Balkan- I mean, somewhere else, our vile foe has marched through neutral territory to get to our noble allies. Consequently, as of the 1st of February, Ninteen fourtee- I mean, Two thousand and twelve, we are at school!
All across the country thousands of eager youths are flocking to the recruitment offices, anxious to join up and contribute to what many are calling "the school to end all schools". Already reports are coming in that the enemy is demoralised and badly equipped, and the consensus is that the school will be over by Christmas.
Once deployed, our fighting men-and women will courageously give battle, bolstered by the wonders of modern millitar- I mean academic technology, and will shortly be having drinks and pastries in Berli- I mean, graduating.
Don't wait now, your country needs you! Enlist now!
In other news, the next clubimajig will be next Thursday, on the 9th. It will be more likely than not that there will be no water fight, but there may be one in the future. As always, expect sugar and salt a-go-go, and of course me.
And now, something not normally seen in a while, we have a winner of the Kakapo challenge! Congratulations, here is your cookie!
Now for the next one: Comment on here telling me about your own academia. What place do you go to? What subjects taken? And if you don't go to a place of learning what do you do instead?
Alas, now it is time to fly. See you all next Thursday!